In preperation for my first ever PUG FEST(Stolen from a FBpug)
Let's review in time for the Annual Meeting....
Let it be forever known that this BILL of RIGHTS states the wants, needs, demands and wishes of all PUGS and PUG FRIENDS.
1. IT'S A PUG'S WORLD. We allow you to live in it. It's all about the PUGS (and friends). Humans exist to serve us.
2. ATTENTION. Humans need to realize that we need attention, CONSTANTLY. Work, housecleaning, yard work, shoe shopping, nights out with friends are meaningless to us. It is your duty to stay home with the PUGS (and friends) to provide ceaseless devotion.
3. FOOD. This is a priority. We are hungry ALL THE TIME. Never underestimate a PUG'S (and friends) palate. It is the humans' responsibility to let us test everything and often. While we understand the theory to be healthy and weight conscious, never forget we would gladly inhale a cheese platter, pizza crusts, french fries and doughnut holes rather than worry about calories or digestive upset.
4. BATHING. NOT a priority. We LOVE the way we stink, we love the way our possessions stink. We love the pungent odors that emit from our orifices, our toys and our blankets. Bad breath and anal glands are like a spring day to us. Humans must learn to adapt. Keep the soap and water to a minimum, and LEAVE OUR TOENAILS ALONE.
5. ENTERTAINMENT. We don't drive. It's up to the human to get us where we want to go. The dog park, the PUG FEST, the expo, the beach, the lake, wherever. If we get tired, a stroller, a car, an RV or a human must transport us. Remember, we don't want to be hot, we don't like sore feet, we don't want to be thirsty. We must be catered to at all times.
6. RELATIONSHIPS. While we expect, and rightly so, undying love and devotion from our primary caretakers (Mammies and Pappies), we also expect it from other family members. This includes children, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, the UPS man, the landscaper, the vet, the groomer, the dogwalker, the neighbors, or any other two-legger within licking distance. If this group does not share this feeling of devotion, don't let them in our house.
7. NIGHT TIME COMFORT. PUGS (and friends) have every right to sleep in the bed. Humans can purchase any number of puffies, nests, beds, blankets, comforters, wraps, throws, and woobies; the bed is our primary resting place. Humans must make allowances for as many bed guests they may have, and arrange their limbs accordingly. We don't move for the humans; they move for US.
8. GENERAL. Never forget it's all about the PUGS (and friends). We don't appreciate perpetrators, giant skunks, excessively frilly clothing, embarassing photos, details about man pants or inopportune pooping incidents, time limits on Facebook, diet kibble, unauthorized visits by small family members or strange animals, being awakened by the vacuum, ignorant reality tv programs, or any other activity which will induce a look of disgust and loathing on our face. OUR HAPPINESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD.
Yep that about sums up a Pug. :) Now off to work! Nan